Titus the Hero!

หลังจากแม่อ้อและพ่อโก้ไปรับธีธัชและธัชธีญาจากโรงเรียน แม่อ้อก็พาเด็กทั้งสองไปอาบน้ำ โดยหารู้ไม่ว่าห้องนอนถูกบุกรุกโดยลูกจิ้งจกตัวยาวประมาณหนึ่งนิ้วครึ่ง เมื่อแม่อ้อและธัชธีญาเห็นเจ้าสัตว์แปลกหน้าวิ่งเข้าหา ทั้งสองก็ร้องวี๊ดว๊ายและหนีจิ้งจกกันอลหม่าน ธีธัชรีบวิ่งเข้าไปไล่จับจิ้งจกทันที ไล่อยู่สักสองนาทีก็จับได้อย่างทะนุถนอมไม่บอบช้ำ แล้วเอาไปปล่อยนอกห้อง เป็นการช่วยชีวิตแม่และน้องไว้ได้อย่างหวุดหวิด

พ่อโก้ภูมิใจมากที่ธีธัชเมื่อก่อนไม่กล้าจับจิ้งจกเหมือนกับพ่อ แต่วันนี้วิ่งเข้าไปช่วยแม่และน้อง (ครั้งสุดท้ายที่พ่อโก้จับจิ้งจกก็อายุมากกว่าธีธัชตอนนี้หน่อย หยิบแล้วหางหลุดติดมือ พ่อโก้เลยไม่กล้าจับอีกเลย)

Superhero Lesson #158: Levitation

Titus and Tatia's superhero training is coming along nicely. The other day, Titus showed us how he could easily levitate himself a few inches off the ground. With regular practice, he should be able to leap over tall buildings within a year or so.

Lift off preparation:

And up he goes!!!

Superman's Secret Identity Revealed!

Tatia was quite shocked!

Tatia, A Warrior Child

This morning, I was driving Titus and Tatia to the office to be picked up by their maternal grandparents. Tatia was throwing tantrum and crying (tearless!) for being prevented from messing around with the windows and shades in the car. I then turned on a song called "Battle Without Honor or Humanity" by Tomoyasu Hotei, and then she looked like this:

The music is a part of the soundtrack of Kill Bill: Volume 1

On a related news, Titus was was testing his strength in trying to push two cars away from each other sideway:

Meanwhile, Tanya was practicing her face-morphing skill. She looks different everyday:

Tatia's Underwater Demolition Training Commenced

She is on her way to be in a special force in the future. You can see her rare training photos here.

Weightlessness & Reconnaissance Training

On Saturday April 1, 2006, Titus and Tatia learned two new lessons from my world-famous crime fighting program. (Goto kostuff.blogspot.com if you don't see any pictures.)

In the first half the the day, they underwent an introductory lesson in weightlessness, a very useful skill when they need to chase criminals over inter-galactic distance:

In the afternoon, they learned about covert operations. The first thing to learn was about reconnaissance. Tatia learned to use her finger-radio to report her observations to the base while Titus operated microscopic binoculars, aptly disguised as a harmless, small black plastic disk:

The training robot (which participated as the enemy target) spotted Tatia's huge head and tagged her with paralyzing beam, while Titus looked on in amazement:

Considering their young ages, getting tagged by the training robot on the first day is considered normal. They will surely continue to refine their skills in the coming weeks.

Titus' Combat Training Progress

It has been almost three months since Titus enrolled in my world-famous crime-fighting program.

Today, I taught him how to take down a polar bear using bare hands. The important thing is to avoid getting smacked by the bear and focus on his weak spots. Next week's lessons will include how to take down multiple polar bears using a pair of chopsticks and a few super-hard snowballs.

As usual, Titus learned his lesson well although he has to work on his height a bit to use the various techniques. He can take down a small polar bear his height though. (If you don't see any picture, go to kostuff.blogspot.com)

Advanced Trainings For My Children

At Saipetch household, we have a variety of advanced traning programs for toddlers, ranging from controlled breathing for meditation, pain suppression through self-hypnosis, kung-fu, concert pianist lessons, manipulation of the space-time including all the 11 dimensions of the universe, cloning T. Rex, and how to make world-famous hamburgers, etc. (ถ้าคุณไม่เห็นรูปอะไร กดมาที่ http://kostuff.blogspot.com เพื่อดูรูป)

It's very important to start training the children at a relatively young age to achieve maximum results.

Aor and I are very proud to announce that our two children enthusiastically enrolled in two such advanced courses today.

Now that Titus is 28 months old, he is starting his training in my world-famous crime-fighting program (Figure 1.) This is imperative because, as the future inventor of the warp drive, Titus must necessarily assume the role of a time-travelling enforcer to prevent criminals from messing with our universe's chronology.)

Figure 1

Aor also enrolled Tatia (20 days old) into her Orpheus whistling program (Figure 2.) We suspect the ability to resurrect the dead with music will be very hip in about 20 years. We would prefer the Phra-A-Pai-Ma-Nee training but it's a lost art and neither of us can google it.

Figure 2

Their upcoming tremendous progress will be reported in this blog in the near future.