Sunday, March 19, 2006

Titus' Combat Training Progress

It has been almost three months since Titus enrolled in my world-famous crime-fighting program.

Today, I taught him how to take down a polar bear using bare hands. The important thing is to avoid getting smacked by the bear and focus on his weak spots. Next week's lessons will include how to take down multiple polar bears using a pair of chopsticks and a few super-hard snowballs.

As usual, Titus learned his lesson well although he has to work on his height a bit to use the various techniques. He can take down a small polar bear his height though. (If you don't see any picture, go to

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